@samalmightysam: I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you.
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@KeetPotato: [my 1st flight as co-pilot] me: [breaks 30 minute awkward silence] "so what do you do?" pilot: "i fly the plane keith"