@samalmightysam: I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you.
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@Fickle_Filly: Me: 1. Talking cats 2. Real lightsabers 3. Cars that fire missiles Genie: Put me back in the bottle and give me to someone normal.
@Jenny4ashley: Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome.
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog