@samalmightysam: I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@CollegeHumorLol: When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, "Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom".
@Book_Krazy: Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No.
@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.