@LuckyLea13: I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself
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@FuckabillyRex: I thought she said "tantrum sex" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman.
@ShittyComedian: My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus.
@TheCiscoKidder: I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing.