@ANastyGorilla: I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry
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@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?" That is definitely a reality show I would watch.