@MissMalbec: I'm the drunk sheep of the family.
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@existentialcoms: Dreams at each age: 15: one day I'll find great love. 20: one day I'll become a great person. 25: one day I'll make the world great. 35: one day I'll throw out all my Tupperware at once, and buy a bunch of different sizes but all with the same lid.
@kimmie_1980: Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.