@andytwined: I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials.
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@Playing_Dad: I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment
@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
@TJ_Whitehead: By my calculations, I've spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table
@Playing_Dad: Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*