@andytwined: I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials.
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@Crunch11b: About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.
@steveolivas: If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?
@daemonic3: My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush.
@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.