@rad_milk: im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's
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@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."
@ZombieProblms: Zombies never bite hipsters. They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool.