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@DontTouchMyWine: I’m the kind of girl who won’t stop until you’re screaming your safeword.
Related: Your safeword’s the first 16 digits of your credit card.

I’m the kind of girl who won’t stop until you’re screaming your safeword. 
Related: Your safeword’s the first 16 digits of your credit card.

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