@jferg1616: I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@redhotirish75: My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled," the guy last night made her scream louder." Then it got quiet..
@ScreaminZeman: I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool.