@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.
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@ShaeAaron: My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart.
@ReeseButCallMeV: My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever.
@davepell: 95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady.