@copymama: I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.
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@Hect0rMayorga: 1st girl @ the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What happened? - Nothing, doesn't matter - Come on - Nothing.. - Tell me - U should know
@ClichedOut: [Sesame Street casting] Exec: ok, what kid role models do we have A grouch, cookie addict, and 2 jobless roommates Exec: Nice, let's roll
@Cryptoterra: learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument
@heroinsdemise: I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.