@copymama: I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Wow, you forget to buy beer a few days in a row and suddenly your husband is offering to do the grocery shopping, my plan is working, guys.
@dhumann: You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times.
@HairyJew4Life: The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son.