@TheQuietPsycho: I'm "the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal" years old
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@ThugPickles: OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! "OMG." Wtf are you doing?! "HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"
@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
@HandyJack420: My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday