@theDanLawler: I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake.
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@gtfml: Never ask me "Who hurt you?" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
@KenJennings: If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"
@CherBear162: An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!
@drewjanda: It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found