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@theDanLawler: I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake.
@TheClingyGF: If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house.
@therealeatwood: BAD COP: Throw the book at him.
GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. ★★★½
@mess_of_petals: [My relationship with TV]
There's nothing on.
*watches nothing for the next six hours.
@TheOneTrueDisco: Babies cry so that we can remember where we left them.
@corinnemlwsw: I'm vegan until my next paycheck.