@theDanLawler: I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake.
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@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say
@MatCro: NURSE: She's in a coma. She's been on hungerstrike [boyfriend walks in with just enough chips for himself] PATIENT: *Opens one eye*
@LoveNLunchmeat: Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants.
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' "Oh, well I guess no point in trying" *walks off stage*