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@UncleDuke1969: "I'm THIRSTY!"
"Can I have a drink?"
"DAAAAAAAAD!"
"I WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!"

See? My son can turn water into whine, too.

Your move, God.

“I’m THIRSTY!”
“Can I have a drink?”
“DAAAAAAAAD!”
“I WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!”

See? My son can turn water into whine, too.

Your move, God.

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