@UnFitz: I'm thrilled that you found Jesus. Where was he hiding?
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@IvoryGazelle: *Abandons ship* *Ship gets adopted* *Tracks down ship in adulthood* *Ship is happy and wants nothing to do with me*
@skizzyl: My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle.
@FuckabillyRex: I thought she said "tantrum sex" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman.