@o__0Dev: I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say I can't wear a ski mask in a bank
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@KeetPotato: [firemen meeting] if we had a pole instead of stairs, we could get to the trucks much quicker *from back* "why dont we just sit downstairs?"