@wolfpupy: making internet enemies is a lot easier than making internet friends but i guess it does keep the curse protection talisman industry alive.

@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that called it "The Wizard of Oz" and not "The Flair Witch Project"?

@TheAlexNevil: Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to "sweep the leg". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it.

@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once...

@Julian_Deane: Money’s missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy.