@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!
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@OakHill_: Sperm 1: I think I’ve got a shot at a Nobel Peace Prize. Sperm 2: Not me, I’m looking for a cure for Cancer. Sperm 3 through 18.2 Mil: We’ve heard good things about the Xbox.
@badbanana: Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court.