@RandomAntics: I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
@beefman138: I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means.
@LeBearGirdle: *Paranormal Factivity* [I walk into my bathroom] "OH MY GOD" ['WHALES ARE ACTUALLY MAMMALS' is written in blood on the mirror]
@TheAlexP: Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you.