@breatheandlove: I'm too old to still be "getting too old for this." I've arrived.
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@TheAlexP: A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare.
@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
@yayraptor: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking please keep your seatbelt on as we--OH MY GOD [plane flies into a giant baby mouth]