@breatheandlove: I'm too old to still be "getting too old for this." I've arrived.
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@mattytalks: Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch
@TheDjinnTrials: Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police.
@Reverend_Scott: WIFE: Please stop. ME: Stop what? WIFE: Singing in the shower. ME: What's the big deal? WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot.