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@Sarcasmo718: I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken.
@ClearlyUnwell: If you really love someone never let them out your basement.
@TheRolo: She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project, which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle.
@viktorvaughan: My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian.
@nealbrennan: Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
@TheHyyyype: [about to go in for emergency surgery]
ME: *slips surgeon a $20* what if you were to give me wings like a giant bird?