@Sarcasmo718: I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken.
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@tchrquotes: When she said "I think we got way too much pizza." I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero.
@trevso_electric: When I hear commercials say "win a trip for you and six friends" I start counting to see if I have six friends.
@kelkulus: The Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page.
@blahfamous: Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."