@Sarcasmo718: I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken.
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@MrsJekyllsHyde: In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?
@Parkerlawyer: I don't remember 6th grade science being this hard. But then again, in 6th grade, I wasn't trying to do homework after 3 glasses of wine.
@dumbbeezie: If you kill a spider you're brave but if you kill a person you're a monster, I'm really tired of these double standards