@InternetHippo: I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
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@haleysfalling: patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart
@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
@kumailn: What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like "I tried to stab my friend" & his opponents are like "no you didn't."
@WICKEDTRUTH01: *Takes your face in my hands* *Looks deep into your eyes* *Whispers "You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you" *