@LeonEarlgrey: I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works.
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@ericsshadow: [talking to son on the phone] "I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police" I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all.
@foodfacenow: Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
@BigBang6000: Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?
@BMcCarthy32: There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression.