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@QwertyJones3: "I'm usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up."

-Automatic sliding doors

“I’m usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you’ll find that I’ll really open up.” 

-Automatic sliding doors

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