@corinnemlwsw: I'm vegan until my next paycheck.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: Sorry I threw firewood at you and yelled "shoo", but with the amount of eye liner you wear, you resemble the raccoons that raided my cooler.
@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
@jakob_huber: Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked.