@AtmanThakrar: I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?
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@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
@TheBoydP: Protip: Eclipse glasses are not cheap but if you wait until tomorrow you can get a really good deal on them.
@juliussharpe: How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?
@AristotlesNZ: First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club.