@ohwrigley: I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment.
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@brunopieroni: We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it.
@PLATINUM2000: My daughter thought putting glue on her hands would help her walk up the walls, we're both a little disappointed that it didn't work.
@Brianhopecomedy: 2 year old runs naked down the street. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww." I run naked down the street. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
@Extranaut: Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.