@ohwrigley: I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment.
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@BrokenPalabras: Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk.
@jergarl: I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship.
@notalogin: On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say "the food" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon.
@SCbchbum: I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving.