@iRowlf: I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me.
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@LaziestCanine: [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you
@PetrickSara: My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running
@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.
@chelliet22: I start conversations with my children by saying "Listen to me," to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning.