@FeralCrone: I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together.
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@RobElliottComic: 911: What's your emergency? Me: I need several Ambuli stat! 911: Ambuli? Me: Yea plural for Ambulance 911: No its not Me: It should be
@Reverend_Scott: Ok doc, give it to me straight. "It's cancer" How bad? "Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."
@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.