@sssub23: I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it...
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@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.
@itsa_talia: my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke. it's like goddamn amateur hour with him.
@zachreinert03: Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena
@BryMastas: When you're pushing 40, the real life challenge is to find the pic angle where you don't look like Jabba the Hut.