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@sssub23: I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it...
@AmishPornStar1: "Sorbet" is a French word that means, "I wish it was ice cream."
@Mwass_: So I had self diagnosed back problems and went to check out orthopedic mattresses. I would like to testify that the price tag healed me.
@andylassner: A Morning After pill but for over eating.
@MatCro: Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames:
Ratty: I'll be The Ratster!
Toad: I'll be The Toadster!
Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley.
@WowItsStephen: "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.