@dshack8: I'm weird but not "sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers.
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@primawesome: My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level.
@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
@Brampersandon_: [around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song? KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI