@Anita_nap: I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad.
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@kiralc: explaining cat scratches is like defending an abusive boyfriend to your parents "he didn't mean it" "you guys just don't know him like I do"
@nice_mustard: when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title "you are toilet man fight turtle monster"
@Dawn_M_: If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway.