@Anita_nap: I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad.
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@WarrenHolstein: Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone.
@InternetHippo: I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
@OBiiieeee: [trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no
@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.