@est1975blog: I'm "whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead" years old.
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@TheWoodenslurpy: Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?
@NewDadNotes: Cop: I'll ask you one last time did you or did you not see the stop sign back there? Ace of Base: *starts sweating*
@TheMichaelRock: I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe.