@est1975blog: I'm "whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead" years old.
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@stanleybehrman: I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that..
@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"
@djdarrellripley: Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle....
@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.