@est1975blog: I'm "whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead" years old.
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@phranqueigh: When I was younger, I'd sit in class and think "Ugh, when am I ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??" But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.
@UncleDuke1969: Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda.
@UnFitz: "Sorry" seems to be the hardest word? There's "Worcestershire," "anemone" & "otorhinolaryngologist." But whatever.
@TheBoydP: Marriage tip: If your wife says “I didn’t do it” what she means is “You did it”. Accept it and don’t worry that you don't remember doing it.