@stockejock: I'm white, but not cage free range eggs in my quinoa-kale quiche for my gluten, lactose, and peanut free Sunday brunch white.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me.
@MasterOfMoppets: These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]
@Swishergirl24: The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
@topaz_kell: Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar.