@Swishergirl24: I'm white, but not like "has a golden retriever named Chance" white.
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@burntmybagel: My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him "doctor."
@bryanmcc74: You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !
@LurkAtHomeMom: One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on.