@Swishergirl24: I'm white, but not like "has a golden retriever named Chance" white.
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@Dawn_M_: If you carry a knife in your mouth, people wont ask you what your Valentines Day plans are.
@Eightinchgoat: Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it.
@DaddyJew: [getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid "Well which one is it?"