@Swishergirl24: I'm white, but not like "has a golden retriever named Chance" white.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.
@NYC_Blonde: If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid.
@Underchilde: Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?
@AbrasiveGhost: [torturing terrorist] [plays EDM] [beat rises] [beat keeps rising] [beat rises endlessly] Terrorist: MAKE IT DROP I'LL TELL U ANYTHING