@iTomFoolery: I’m Winston Wolf, I fix problems. So I hear you’re having a bad hair day.
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@robfee: Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire.
@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow