@iTomFoolery: I’m Winston Wolf, I fix problems. So I hear you’re having a bad hair day.
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@deardilettante: The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.