@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
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@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.
@bossy_bootz: 3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it
@salamingia: Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up