@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
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@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@lex_looper: CNN just said the world is in $217 Trillion debt. Who the f*©k do we owe money to? The Decepticons???
@QwertyJones3: But my sandwich is so dry! "Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."
@sucittaM: I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms.