@tropicalenvy: I'm woman enough to admit when you're wrong
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@GibJimson: Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?
@SocialBitterfly: *one day before marriage* Parents: Don't talk to the groom. Don't see him. Don't think. *one day after marriage* Parents: BABIES, BABIESS!
@RobDenBleyker: Life advice: If someone ever tells you "I'll be there in thirty minutes", you should ALWAYS respond with "You've got twenty" and hang up.