@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube.
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@Reverend_Scott: Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train.
@Mehrwane: Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think.
@NurseSeymour: Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human.
@vineyille: After dinner the other husbands and I retire to the garage and silently take turns climbing my new ladder.