@Swishergirl24: Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I'm just as confused as you are.
@SondraDeeMe: ME: What's this about?
SECRET SERVICE: We can't tell you
ME: I can take it
SS: *whispers* Your parents didn't take your dog to a farm
@KyleMcDowell86: *police sirens*
*Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume*
"HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"
*throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*
@IamEveryDayPpl: LOL, Investigation Discovery, for assuming your victim was murdered at night just because she’s wearing pajamas.
@just1fool: I just want to make you hot. Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza.
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