@illTortuga: I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy.
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@Bob_Janke: Congratulations a celebrity blocked you. You were so annoying that they noticed you through all the Twitter noise. You must be a real prize.
@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
@BritXNic: "Alcohol doesn't affect me" *Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*
@sammyrhodes: Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce.