@illTortuga: I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy.
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@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@NicestHippo: Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet