@illTortuga: I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy.
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@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
@pixelatedboat: You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears
@iRowlf: Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup.