@danabrit: I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.
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@Parentpains: If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.
@PinkCamoTO: *CRASH* *THUMP* *SCREAM* *Husband runs into bedroom* H: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY? Me: Yeah. Just taking off my sports bra.
@TankCesar: How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....