@danabrit: I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.
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@novicefather: I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet.
@squirrel74wkgn: My wife's fish net stockings are so tight that my legs look like wafer cookies when I take them off.
@blaudiablogan: It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.