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@SamuelHLowe: - I'm your son's teacher and I'm calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar.
- And a damn good one. I don't have any sons.

– I’m your son’s teacher and I’m calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar.
– And a damn good one. I don’t have any sons.

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