@TySmithdrums: Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere.
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@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.
@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.
@JohnLyonTweets: My family crest is a hand protectively shielding a slice of pie and a Latin motto that translates as "I'm still working on it."