@__ap5_: imagine being born on january 1st, you gotta wait a whole year just for it to be your birthday lol
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@t_cuppp: Starting a Psychofit class. Basically, I sneak up on people showering and chase em with a knife til they achieve their desired body weight.
@KateWhineHall: Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money.
@Home_Halfway: People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government