@DaddyJew: Imagine being rich enough you could take your car in to get looked at every time the check engine light came on
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@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.
@Kyle_Lippert: Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional.
@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
@Mr_Kapowski: My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps