@DaddyJew: Imagine being rich enough you could take your car in to get looked at every time the check engine light came on
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@AndyAsAdjective: [spelling bee] your word is 'hors d'oeuvre' "can you use it in a sentence?" yes…'I bet this kid can't spell hors d'oeuvre'
@zachreinert03: Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car