@duplicitron: Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle.
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@IAmKatieOrr: I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: New Password: Elephants <Not strong enough> New Password: Ants <Too strong> New Password: BabyBearsPorridge <Just right>
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