@SamGrittner: Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried.
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@ruinedpicnic: Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?
@ArfMeasures: BANK ROBBER: There'll be no trouble as long as everyone is cool ME *remembering I'm me* oh no
@Tierno158: When I refer to kids as "Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children.