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@cbdoubleu: [Imagine Dragons Concert]
me, a rebel: *thinking about cats*
@IdoNotPoo: It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband
@Parker_Simpson: The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years.
@iwearaonesie: If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore
@_sleepysmile: Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
@KKAlThani: I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends "I've been eating like a cow!" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do