@Stellacopter: Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@storming01: In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... .
@Fred_Delicious: I bet Lincoln is looking down like "dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"