@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.
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@Megatronic13: Spider: what do you mean I don’t qualify?? Army Recruiter: look buddy, this isn’t the leggy
@erikbransteen: Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song. The "...which wouldn't happened without me" tweet coming soon.
@andlikelaura: Darth Vader: I killed three whole planets. Thanos: I killed half the universe. Voldemort: I uhh...almost killed this one kid like 7 times. Everyone: Voldemort: *shakes head sadly* stupid mother’s love.
@SherBoBer: Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder.