@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.
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@PJTLynch: Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!
@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?
@jonnysun: *touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat
@Shadrach451: I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to.