@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.
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@UncleDuke1969: Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!
@InternetHippo: The stages of getting old are: 1) shocked to see that some famous person is younger than you 2) not surprised anymore b/c they're all younger
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
@desolateson: I slept under the Christmas tree once when I was 9 waiting for Santa. And once when I was 37 waiting for the room to stop spinning.