@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.
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@whatmaddness: Me: hi. I'm maddie. I'm ready to overeat, anonymously Overeaters Anonymous leader: you've misunderstood
@oxygenplug: *you see a bear approaching* "quick play dead!" *bear runs up to you* "OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"
@catstronomical: me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed. Click to update your loan info.
@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.